fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
what the hell
Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
im funniest when im in a good mood which explains why im never funny
rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name
This entire Twitter account is basically me.
I think I’ve done half of these in the last week alone
I’m American and every single one of these tweets describes my life.
